fnap

Short for "fap and nap." Masturbation, followed by a short and extremely satisfying nap.

Sorry Jenny, I can't go out with you in 20 minutes, I'm gonna go fnap. How about in an hour and a half?

by poundmaths February 25, 2010

Fnap

The fap then nap combo

Might try squeeze in a fnap, got a big night ahead.

by LGmatty August 10, 2019

fnap

Friday Night at Parker

Dude, you going to FNAP? I am its gunna be amazing.

by heart4jobros February 16, 2008

fnap

synonym to snap, but written in 18th century english.
used as an exclamation, either to call out that someone just got burned, or just to indicate general malaise.

"Your Mom goes to College."

"Aw, fnap!"

by M Digga August 14, 2006

Fnap

Fnap, cousin of the finsta. Fake instagrams get too much hype; the Fnap is where it’s at.

Stop! Don’t post that on your story, I look like a mess.... ok, fine. But only on the Fnap.

by SpottedOnTheFnap August 24, 2020

fnap factor

Derived from fnappy. The level of euphoria you are experiencing, while on a feel-good substance. This incredible feeling is commonly brought on by a scheduled substance, more specifically a narcotic. Your level of 'feel good' is measured using the fnap factor, the 'fnappier' you are, the higher the 'fnap factor.'

The oxys are starting to where off. Let's smoke a bowl to raise the fnap factor a bit.

by taryndactyll May 7, 2009

Fnappy

(Adjective.)A euphoric feeling. Being in a state of nirvana.

Mary popped 3 vic's and damn is she fnappy!

by bugslove April 15, 2009