When someone holds such a strong contempt for birds that they cannot bring themselves to accept their animal identities anymore, instead regarding them as "flying creatures".
Wizard: Those damn flying creatures are always waking me up early.
Ornithologist: They're birds, Wizard, stop flywashing them.
Ornithologist: They're birds, Wizard, stop flywashing them.
by Dabvolver November 3, 2020
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