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Flying cock 

The act of two heterosexual men sitting side by side in public when it is more practical to sit across from each other.
James and Ted received strange looks when they were flying cock during happy hour.
Flying cock by Gallagher69 January 13, 2017
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Flying Cock 

The flying Cock is a cock that flys around mainly in people face saving the day from the flying butt but has explosive cum.
Tyler: Is that the flying cock!?
Flying Cock: BOOM
Tyler: Yummy
Flying Cock by Fortnite battlepenis November 30, 2022

flying cock monkey 

some one who bothers you and wont leave you alone.
your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"
flying cock monkey by J-chan October 2, 2007

Flying cock drop 

Is when you clime up on the dresser and jump of on your waiting gf and hoping to hit the right spot
I tried the flying cock drop and I hurt myself kinda bad

flying the cock 

When you've got a threesome going with two girls, one is laying on top of the other, and you alternately penetrate each one, i.e. insert penis into the top girl, then withdraw and insert it into the bottom girl, then the top one again, then the bottom, ad infinitum until orgasm. This is flying the cock. Originally coined by Jeffy of RSD.
I flew the cock with Sydney and her mom last night dude, it was awesome--Jeffy would be proud!

I'm flying the cock bitches!
flying the cock by Shaman25 March 30, 2008

Flying Cockroach 

While in the doggy-style postion on a trampoline one must seamlessly transition to a full nelson and begin to bounce. At this time an accomplice is needed to initiate a double bounce which provides the air time. When in the air the bitch begins to flail strikingly similar to a cockroach in mid flight.
Jim: can you come over later?

Bob: sure why?

Jim: i need your fat ass to give me a good bounce for the Flying Cockroach!
Flying Cockroach by 9D1F2 November 1, 2013

flying cockroach 

Used for 'I don't care'.
When people say 'I don't give two cents', or 'I dont give a ___', instead, say 'I don't give a flying cockroach!' or 'I don't give a flying TWO cockroaches!', to make it even more dramatical.
flying cockroach by omw! December 19, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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