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Flying Tomato 

Nickname of double Olympic snowboarding champion Shaun White. Originally coined at the Turin Games as "il pomadoro volante" dues to his aerial speed and grace and his shock of red hair. Shaun is the greatest proponent of the men's snowboarding half-pipe at this time, having invented several tricks including his trademark double McTwist 1260 a.k.a. The Tomahawk. With a parallel career in skateboarding, White has his own clothes labels and a videogame. One cool dude. He retained his Olympic championship at the Vancouver Winter Games in 2010 with an untouchable score of 46.8.
Tony Hawk: "I think Shaun is one of the most amazing athletes on the planet".

Bemused Olympic Spectator: "Whoah! Dude! What the fuck was that?!"

Helpful Canadian: "The Flying Tomato, eh?"

Bemused Olympic Spectator: "So, dude, where's all the snow?"

Helpful Canadian: "D'oh!!"
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Flying Tomato 

"that Tatum kid is a Flying Tomato"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016