Flying Pastry

To cum on a female midget's face and then throw her across the room.

I was in a weird mood so I gave her the Flying Pastry!!

by skcks November 10, 2010

Flying Pasty

The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.

Hey Brian, move away from the window, I’ve got a flying pasty to send out!

by Keeno69 November 1, 2022