Flunce 

The upgrade to a dunce (2.0).

That guy is really behaving like a flunce, big time.

Flunce by O.Knight December 22, 2010

flunce 

When a socially inept dunce lacks the ability (learned or genetic) to exert reasonable control over flatulating (farting) in social situations.

"Man, you see those poor fools gagging over there next to Darious? Oh no.......he musta flunced BIG TIME. Get Rudy Poot up here on the double!!"

flunce by The paulinator October 5, 2009

Flounce 

flounce (flaʊns)

v. flounce, flounced, flounc•ing,

- To leave an internet group or thread with exaggerated drama; deleting posts, notifying mods and or group users, and cross-posting on other groups to draw attention to the drama. Comes from the original use of gathering up skirts and petticoats and leaving in dramatic, impatient and exaggerated movements.

Annoyed that no one would agree with him, u/ipknightly proceeded to flounce from the thread; threatening all others with TOU reports and deleting everything that he had written on the thread.

Flounce by rockcityfire September 29, 2013

Flunch 

Flunch, derived from the similarly-named fast-food chain, "Flunch", is a noun which refers to the object of oral human expulsion (vomit), or a verb meaning to "to vomit".

The reason this word means "vomit" or "to vomit" is because the restaurant is absolutely revolting, serving up rotten mussels and frozen sweet products. After dining at the restaurant, if it can be justified as dining, we literally felt like vomiting, or flunching.

I feel like I'm gonna flunch.

Somebody flunched behind the door!

Ew, I just stepped in someone's flunch!

That ride is intense, last time I went on it I flunched.

Flunch by jevaisfluncher March 28, 2015

flunch 

When Flemming has booked a meeting during lunch

I need to eat quickly today, as I've been flunched

flunch by ElCiervo November 29, 2021

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.

"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"

Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

fluncate 

The act of placing one's flaccid penis inside an empty mason jar and filling it with liquid detergent which has been sitting for 24-36 hours in sunlight. Once jar is 3/4 full, a garden hose is sprayed into the jar as you watch shiny fun bubbles exit the jar until penis and testicles are cleansed. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend never spraying the hose directly on the genitals.

It is usually necessary to fluncate prior to and after receiving felatio from Songtan Sally.

fluncate by DEEGEEDEEBEE March 7, 2011