what you say when nervous, in trouble, or have just done something seriously stupid. Also can be substituted for cuss words, and person witnessing others stupidity can call flubumpst, like calling them a dumbass.
"what the flubumpst?" person 1 "Hey man, your fly is undone." person 2 "aww shit." person 3 "flubumpst." shit damn fuck dumbassidiot
Person 1: It's totally superfluous when someone says 7am in the morning.
Person 2: Oh yeah, that does seem pretty fluumptious
Person 1: Yeah it wa- what the hell did you just say?
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.