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Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover
Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater
Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Flaccidgasted 

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted
Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?
Flaccidgasted by quayleman2 December 31, 2012
Flaccism (n.): a policy or attitude of "soft bigotry", positing that members of a particular group (women, minorities, et cetera) ought to be held to lower standards, and that mediocre performances from a member of that group should be celebrated as much as, or more than, excellence in performance from those held to "normal" standards. Infantilizing condescension usually intended to virtue-signal, showing that the "flaccist" is morally superior.
"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Flaccism at work!"
flaccism by Skua September July 27, 2018

flaccid reflux 

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.
Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!
flaccid reflux by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

A Flaccid 

The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.
A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.
A Flaccid by Foxy Lusty-Twoda October 6, 2019

flaccidity 

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.
I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.