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Flabbergassy 

When pussy lips clap together creating Suction aka queffing
After intercourse sally stood up and she got flabbergassy, I must have been very good in bed

flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.
Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.
flubbergasted by ruwisc October 15, 2009

flabergasterin nonsense

flab means your yapper, gasterin means what you're yappin' and nonsense, well, you know what nonsense means.
emmy, quit that flabergasterin nonsense!

flabergasm

An extreme feeling of flabergast.

Extreme suprise.
I had a flabergasm when I realized we had a black president.
flabergasm by Dt654 January 16, 2011

flabergasted 

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class
flabergasted by Frogger October 28, 2003

Flubbergast 

The emotion of shock or awe a person feels when they witness another person's excessive fat.
Mac was walking in the mall when he was flubbergasted by a 300 pound woman with a tank top that should only be worn by people half her size.
Flubbergast by Graham G. April 6, 2008