Flower Mound, Texas 

cant drive around for two minutes without seeing a range truck, a tesla, a porsche, or some other expensiveass car in flower mound, texas. richass town with nothing to do besides hang out at the local strip mall or go down to the lake. theres also two schools: flower mound high school and marcus high school which are filled with druggies who think theyre gangsta cuz they got caught with a vape by the assistant principals and got detention. buncha dumbass mfs at these schools where the onlyfans models date the soundcloud rappers who think they got clout after getting 100 plays on their latest song that no one gives a shit about. the only thing flomo is known for is that post malone has a penthouse near the lake and that local rapper money mamba has started to get it poppin recently. other than that flower mound a boringass town with gated neighborhoods, expensiveass restaurants, and a buncha spoiled ungrateful kids

"Hey how's your day been?"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"

Flower Mound, Texas by fuccflomo March 21, 2021

Flower Mound, Texas 

Named for the ironic large mound of flowers found in the middle town.
Most homes range from $250,000 to above $25,000,000. Some of the most luxurious neighborhoods in Texas preside here; like Chateau Du Lac, Pointe Noble, Emerald Bay, Wichita Trail, Tour 18, Diamond Belle, and the Adam's Estates (just to name a few). It is said that parents' are under much pressure to "keep up with the Jones'" in this town.

The kids tend to be VERY spoiled and extremely snobby & bratty. Teens at the high schools drive nicer cars than teachers. Flower Mound HS is placed as one of the best high schools in the US, with intelligent kids and an excellent staff. Flower Mound HS is also know for its astonishing theatre program, world famous FMHS Marching Band, the Orchestra, choir, high quality sports program, and home to the highly acclaimed Flower Mound High School Rosettes Drill Team.

Flower Mound is also home to Marcus High School, also an excellent school that is known for it's exceptional athletic program. The academics at the school are also very recognizable. While not as prestigious as its rival Flower Mound HS, Marcus is still better than most in the area, even in Texas.

Each year, the FMHS and MHS football teams have the annual "Mound Showdown." Due to the popularity of this game, it is usually played at Cowboy's Stadium or at a nicer college stadium, like SMU.

Where do you live?
Flower Mound, Texas!

Flower Mound, Texas by waterbottle34 October 17, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016