Flowbeast

(n.) A person that knows legit rap songs

Person 1: "Yo I know 4 Nikki Minaj raps!!!"
Person 2: "That shit is fake, check out Roscoe..."
Person 3: "Yee, this guy is a flowbeast."

by dickchaney August 16, 2011

Frogbeast

An overweight person, typically a female blonde or ginger whose body shape along with their facial features are comparable to those of a frog or other amphibious creature. Frequently confused with hambeast

Get a load of the majestic triple chin on that red-head! She's a frogbeast if I've ever seen one!

by VanillaFunk December 5, 2012

Flowerstain

The name of a goblin in English folklore who would tell jokes to adventurers, and then make them pay in high amounts of gold. It is said that she had joined an order of knights who named themselves "OK", and is also said multiple times in Irish folklore that Flowerstain the Goblin cursed the salmon in many of the rivers that flow to the mainland from the coasts. All accounts of Flowerstain the Goblin refer to her as being in a state of constant boredom until a traveler comes by, to which she becomes increasingly interested in said traveler's money.

Handfulls of Southern Irish and English towns refer to people who are trying to scam or manipulate during a sale a Flowerstain, in reference to the old folklore stories.

"Oi, Bruv, this here is worth 10 quid but I'll give it to ya for 7!"

"Piss off, ya Flowerstain! I saw just this morning that it's worth no more than 5 quid!"

by Kosher! November 5, 2020

flowtastrophe

a lax bro that doesn't have a any flow whatsoever, inside or out; a buzzcut.

Peter: bro, did you see Dans haircut?
Josh: ya, man. he got a gay buzzcut, its a total flowtastrophe.
Peter: ya man.

Peter: dude, jonathan is so freaking annoying when we have laxseshes together.
Brody: i know. hes a total freaking flowtastrophe

by Moles75 May 24, 2011

flowtastic

Having a massive amount of flow.

Yeah, he's been flowtastic?

by flowmania101 April 14, 2011

flowboat

When you piss on your hands but nothing is there

I flowboat in my friends bathroom often.

by Joshtriceps January 28, 2014

flowmaster

The most commonly found aftermarket cat-back exhaust system found on motor vehicles, especially domestic trucks and suv's. Generally popular for their relatively affordable price, large tip diameter, and loudass sound, they are one of the best selling exhaust systems to date. Although restrictive in design, most people think that the vehicles whom are equipped with such product is faster because they are fucking dumbshits when really it just chambers the exhuast flow to attain a certain frequency of sound that is relatively annoying and increases interior resonance. If you would like to be original with the sound of your car, don't buy a flowmaster. Flowmaster comes in several models, all of which suck my ass.

Dumbass: "hey did you hear that truck with the flows on it, it was fucking sick."

Me: "Fuck Flowmaster, they can kiss my ass."

by Cali4niaBreez October 3, 2005