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Flowerstamp 

The female teabag. This name was invented by the one and ONLY Nikki ^_^. All your gay names like taco bag and clam stomp.. Wtf? Are you trying to make it sound like you have a loose pussy? Because when I think of a "taco bag" I'd be afraid that lettuce would fall out of your cunt onto my face or some of your meat curtains would be draped across my neck. Ew. *Shudders*
Nikki owns yet another noob.

FLOWERSTAMP FEMALE TEABAG.
Random noob: Fuck you *runs off crying like a little bitch*
Flowerstamp by NikkiKnockers January 8, 2012
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Flowerstain 

The name of a goblin in English folklore who would tell jokes to adventurers, and then make them pay in high amounts of gold. It is said that she had joined an order of knights who named themselves "OK", and is also said multiple times in Irish folklore that Flowerstain the Goblin cursed the salmon in many of the rivers that flow to the mainland from the coasts. All accounts of Flowerstain the Goblin refer to her as being in a state of constant boredom until a traveler comes by, to which she becomes increasingly interested in said traveler's money.

Handfulls of Southern Irish and English towns refer to people who are trying to scam or manipulate during a sale a Flowerstain, in reference to the old folklore stories.
"Oi, Bruv, this here is worth 10 quid but I'll give it to ya for 7!"

"Piss off, ya Flowerstain! I saw just this morning that it's worth no more than 5 quid!"
Flowerstain by Kosher! November 5, 2020
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