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flowtician
The local master of the flow. He is the man to see when unsure how to grow filthy lettuce. There can only be 1 flowtician for a school, 1 for a team and 1 for the geographical region in which you live. Good examples would be the Minnesota All-Hockey Hair Team. Normally these beautswould all be flowticians in their own right, but the Hockey State is incredible. Canada is where the Flowtician originated though. It was 1979, and it was the last year you could go without bucket in the chel. This was monumental. As MacTavish skated down the wing, the hockey gods spoke to him. They said "Craig, you have the greatest flow we've ever seen, right behind Jagr and Duguay, but we have decided to make you the first ever flowtician". And with that the legend was born. Forever on, all flowticians became ferda, and any flowtician who hasn't added PSstories was a scrub.
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flowtician by the grammar definer April 25, 2017
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Flowstianity
Flowstianity is the worship, praise, and belief of the multiple Flow Gods, and all that is bro and chill. Flowstianity was first started by a true laxbro, Flowhommad Albroseph. Flowhommad was laxing one day in the game of his life, but he lost because he and his team mates had not practiced enough. They seeked refuge in caves where they played wall ball for hours. Upon reaching true laxbro status, they were contacted by the almighty Flow Gods. The two dominant of the Gods, Flowseidon and Broseidon, teached them the ways of broship. The Gods told them to be true bros, they had to grow out their hair to longer lengths than normal. The hair would allow them to possess flow, the key element to any laxbro's skill. After Flowhommad Albroseph and his team achieved flow, and true lax bro abilities, they devoted their lives to worshipping the Flow Gods, and all of their laxbro greatness.
Player 1: What religion are you?
Player 2: I am a Laxbro obviously.
Player 1: So that would be...?
Player 2: Flowstianity of course!
Player 2: I am a Laxbro obviously.
Player 1: So that would be...?
Player 2: Flowstianity of course!
Flowstianity by Flohommad AlBroseph January 4, 2012
Flowaying
Being so mentally retarded you believe you're not mentally retarded and start to believe others are less than you when you are the least needed.
Flowaying by Shinikku Is Jesus April 14, 2023
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