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floranian

A word to describe people from florida, as they in a completely different world as us normal people.
“Aye bro you seen this article where this guy tried to kiss a snake and got bit?” “That’s crazy he gotta be a floranian.”
by iexist August 6, 2022
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Florian

Florian is a very handsome and kindhearted person. He is a great friend and listener, and very smart as well, so he will always have something helpful to say. But he is best known for his humor and ability, to always make everybody laugh. If you are so lucky, to already have a Florian in your life, don’t ever make the mistake of letting him go.
I saw Florian yesterday, he made me laugh so hard, I cried
by Princessbubblegum16 August 14, 2019
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Floridian tail pipe

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.
It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.
by Beckerman May 14, 2010
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Jessie & Florian

Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.

Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.
Your dad: Jessie & Florian are the best duo i've seen in all my lifetime.
by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021
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Florian

Florian (short. Flo) is one of the most lighthearted human beings you'll ever meet. He's thoughtful and witty, has his own kind of silly humor, filled with flat jokes, that will make you laugh anyway. He's a shy and won't trust anyone until they've truely proven their worth. He's the best listener and every conversation with him will clean your soul. A Florian falls very easily, often jumps to coclusions when it comes to love. But he will carry his chosen one on both hands, seriosly, you can't wish for a better boyfriend. He's crooked in the most flawless way and you can never not love a Florian when you've seen his true colours.
Florian is the best friend of Lara.
by PleaseNoSelfies February 20, 2018
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dirty florian

When you knock a girl out with a dickslap, after sticking it up her ass, and therefor leave a mustache of shit on her upper lip
Is Kristin coming to school today?
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.
by Dirty_Benjadin December 2, 2019
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Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.
"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"
by Pill Collins January 12, 2010
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