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the act of putting one's whole palm in your asshole and drinking a cookies and cream milkshake you received from a blonde 53 year - old man at a funeral home
friend: that girls really hot!
you: yeah, but I heard she got flouted by her cousin
flout by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020
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A period of heavy, sustained rainfall great enough to cause localised flooding during a time which is officially designated as being a drought. Flood Drought
What can we do to make use of the rain during the current flout?
flout by Peter Jacobs May 30, 2006
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Contemptuous action or disregard for; esp. the law.
"The Grove families been givin' flout to da 5-0"
Flout by Ryusake February 19, 2005
The female version of jacking off/fapping to the point of orgasm.
Last night my boyfriend wasn't home so I had to flout.
Flout by Le Atomic Dildo October 21, 2012

Floating island of reprisal 

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

Floater Friend 

A floater friend is someone who knows a lot of people but isn't really close with any of them. A lot of the time floater friends feel left out as all their friends prefer someone over them. They tend to 'float' around different friend groups
Marnie: I hate being a floater friend. I feel so left out, you know?
Jack: "Huh? Oh sorry I was talking to Andrew"
Marnie: :(
Floater Friend by DanceDance003 January 6, 2023

Floptropica 

An island in Chile, South America where all the flops of floptok live. It costs 35 million dollars, and rumor has it the island shoots milk into your poosay!
Oh wow, I wanna go to Floptropica.
Floptropica by holyshartballsimgay January 29, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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