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Like a blowjob, except with no intention of inducing an orgasm in the recipient.
Susan wanted to suck Mitchell's cock, but she didn't want to mess up her hair and makeup before work, so she gave him a floutie.
floutie by noddie audie February 1, 2021
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Floaties 

(noun) The bacteria that can be seen and found in water of a works container than has been used many times over. This is the direct result from people taking their used rigs and redipping them into the water to clear them for yet another use. A very nasty phenomenon and one that is completely avoidable.
Robbie was one nasty mother fucker, especially when it came to slamming dope. Not only did he not care to use needles from others, usually the waters he had sitting nearby almost always had floaties in them.
Floaties by Nikki Stixx November 14, 2020
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Flutie Funnel 

Pouring alcohol down a women's ass crack then drinking it in the tossed salad position. This was invented by Buffalo Bills fan base.
I just drank from the flutie funnel...bruh!
Flutie Funnel by zacherzach October 18, 2016
doing all the hard work until the peak and pivotal moment of success, at which time the rug us pulled out from under you and someone else is inserted in your position. Sometimes receiving your glory, but more often, failing miserably.

A reference to Doug Flutie's career in the NFL.
I heard they pulled a flutie on you man. You worked so hard on that presentation, and the sales promotion was such a success and then to let that lazy suck up move right in and take over the division. Now that division is in trouble.

Yep, they flutied me, they fukin flutied me!
flutie by robobear October 9, 2014

Mega Floaties 

really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...

Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! MEGA FLOOOOAAAATTTTIIIEEEEZZZZ!!!
~mega floaties
dirty, unkempt, a mess completely defying common sense.
Damn man, have you seen the inside of chris' car? Completely flutied!
flutied by sound flutie May 3, 2006
A flat white coffeee with oat milk.
Can I please order a floatie?
Floatie by NZ Floatie January 8, 2022
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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