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A beautiful strong independent girl who you can trust not to go behind your back. She is very upfront and honest, but lovely at the same time. She is average height and curvy, with beautiful eyes. She is a good friend to have.
Alex: Woah, that chick is so hot!
Jacob: Yeah, she's almost as hot as flotty!
Alex: Flotty is hotter than Megan Fox.

Jacob: Alie!
Flotty by harrypotterfan1954 December 2, 2010
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Flatty Patty 

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.
Eww look at that flatty patty!!!
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very hip, in style. "damn cool" as they say it on the street.
That trout was so flouty!
flouty by SarahClaire November 26, 2007

floaty dance

The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.

Coined by Dane Cook
Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.
floaty dance by skatingjenny January 16, 2011

3 meter flatty 

3 meter flatty: a flathead that is 3 meters in length
fuck did you see the size of willem powerfishes 3 meter flatty it was a propper dog of a cunt.
3 meter flatty by get the dogs August 25, 2019

flattykawa 

flattykawa: iwa~chan
flattykawa by ashwoo October 11, 2020
Boi, you see dat ass?

That ain't no ass. Dat a flooty.
Flooty by QMike January 20, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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