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A beautiful strong independent girl who you can trust not to go behind your back. She is very upfront and honest, but lovely at the same time. She is average height and curvy, with beautiful eyes. She is a good friend to have.
Alex: Woah, that chick is so hot!
Jacob: Yeah, she's almost as hot as flotty!
Alex: Flotty is hotter than Megan Fox.

Jacob: Alie!
Flotty by harrypotterfan1954 December 2, 2010
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Flatty Patty 

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.
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very hip, in style. "damn cool" as they say it on the street.
That trout was so flouty!
flouty by SarahClaire November 26, 2007

floaty dance

The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.

Coined by Dane Cook
Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.
floaty dance by skatingjenny January 16, 2011

3 meter flatty 

3 meter flatty: a flathead that is 3 meters in length
fuck did you see the size of willem powerfishes 3 meter flatty it was a propper dog of a cunt.
3 meter flatty by get the dogs August 25, 2019

flattykawa 

flattykawa: iwa~chan
flattykawa by ashwoo October 11, 2020
Boi, you see dat ass?

That ain't no ass. Dat a flooty.
Flooty by QMike January 20, 2010