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General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.
Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.
n. the degree to which a woman's breasts are flat.
All Isabella ever talks about is her flatness and how her boobs are nonexistent.
flatness by synthetic_sushi December 16, 2018

Floatyness

The feeling of being high or beyond happy, often to the extent that one becomes deaf to anything outside their own head. Always used on girls, as any guy described as being 'floaty' would be considered gay.
Lily was all floaty after Ryan asked her out - I had to scream in her ear before she realised algebra was over.

The floatyness was so bad after Sunday morning that I was hopeless for the rest of the month.
Floatyness by A. A. L. March 15, 2007
When a guy gives a gal some oral pleasure. Usually described with a hand motion in the lower region of one's body.
He gave me flowness last night (with hand motion).
flowness by OT herb...boy to a boy August 12, 2009

ryan smith fittness 

A very small man, with even smaller legs.
Mate, if you wanna get ripped train with RYAN SMITH FITTNESS. #NoLegs #TopHeavy

fattness 

My name is Candice I don't like yo fattness. Yo makin' me mad, and that ain't not the fad.
fattness by Yo yo you yo yeah November 2, 2003
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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