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General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.
Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.
n. the degree to which a woman's breasts are flat.
All Isabella ever talks about is her flatness and how her boobs are nonexistent.
flatness by synthetic_sushi December 16, 2018

Floatyness

The feeling of being high or beyond happy, often to the extent that one becomes deaf to anything outside their own head. Always used on girls, as any guy described as being 'floaty' would be considered gay.
Lily was all floaty after Ryan asked her out - I had to scream in her ear before she realised algebra was over.

The floatyness was so bad after Sunday morning that I was hopeless for the rest of the month.
Floatyness by A. A. L. March 15, 2007
When a guy gives a gal some oral pleasure. Usually described with a hand motion in the lower region of one's body.
He gave me flowness last night (with hand motion).

ryan smith fittness 

A very small man, with even smaller legs.
Mate, if you wanna get ripped train with RYAN SMITH FITTNESS. #NoLegs #TopHeavy

fattness 

My name is Candice I don't like yo fattness. Yo makin' me mad, and that ain't not the fad.
fattness by Yo yo you yo yeah November 2, 2003