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Flopshank 

When your dick goes soft on you mid coitus, so you grip as far down the base as you can like you are holding a prison shank, hold the blood in your now artificially hard penis, and begin repeatedly stabbing your way into your lady's G-Spot.
"Dude, I drank and did so much blow last night, I had to give the chick I took home the ol' FLOPSHANK."
Flopshank by SickSik6 December 9, 2020
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flopthaniel 

a freshman on the varsity football team that has no hair and a 4.156 inch penis (hard). he thinks everyone is obsessed with him (they are), he’s roughly 5’10 4/5ths inches, and hearts weed. he loves his jagged jorts and his bandanna patterned sweats. he doesn’t like porta potties, however, he adores emos. he’s incredibly considerate and patient when asking if y’all got trash. he asks this because he ALMOST got suspended. he’s a DIY king! his type consists of mostly brunettes, but he sometimes mixes it up and goes for a blonde. he’s transracial. his mother is very attractive, however, she removed him from her facebook (cause unknown)
omg! do you see flopthaniel on the football field!? he’s on varsity and he’s only a freshman.
flopthaniel by giraffewaffa January 6, 2023
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foshanks 

A combination of the phrase, "for sure, thanks".
ANDY: Hey man, can I borrow your Guitar Hero guitar? Got a hot date later and want to impress her by ripping off some sick riffs later.
DOUG: Yeah, sure man. I'll drop it off later.
ANDY: foshanks!
foshanks by Schlibs September 7, 2013

foshankyou 

fo sho and thank you
foshankyou for the candy.
foshankyou by raisinpusher January 18, 2008

foshanky 

a white (red neck) version of saying fo real. lol.
are you and that guy dating?
foshanky partner. haha.
foshanky by jamie taulbee February 10, 2008

forshankle 

Two girls are making out.
FORSHANKLE!!!!
forshankle by Crim Light July 15, 2005
To agree on a certain subject or activity. Like saying "most definatly" or "for sure"
Me: Going to New York is fun!

Other Person: Foshank!!!!
Foshank by Carogray13 November 30, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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