Flopshank

When your dick goes soft on you mid coitus, so you grip as far down the base as you can like you are holding a prison shank, hold the blood in your now artificially hard penis, and begin repeatedly stabbing your way into your lady's G-Spot.

"Dude, I drank and did so much blow last night, I had to give the chick I took home the ol' FLOPSHANK."

Flopshank by SickSik6 December 9, 2020

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flopthaniel

a freshman on the varsity football team that has no hair and a 4.156 inch penis (hard). he thinks everyone is obsessed with him (they are), he’s roughly 5’10 4/5ths inches, and hearts weed. he loves his jagged jorts and his bandanna patterned sweats. he doesn’t like porta potties, however, he adores emos. he’s incredibly considerate and patient when asking if y’all got trash. he asks this because he ALMOST got suspended. he’s a DIY king! his type consists of mostly brunettes, but he sometimes mixes it up and goes for a blonde. he’s transracial. his mother is very attractive, however, she removed him from her facebook (cause unknown)

omg! do you see flopthaniel on the football field!? he’s on varsity and he’s only a freshman.

flopthaniel by giraffewaffa January 6, 2023

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foshanks

A combination of the phrase, "for sure, thanks".

ANDY: Hey man, can I borrow your Guitar Hero guitar? Got a hot date later and want to impress her by ripping off some sick riffs later.
DOUG: Yeah, sure man. I'll drop it off later.
ANDY: foshanks!

foshanks by Schlibs September 7, 2013