Floppitis

A medical condition afflicting overly dramatic people experiencing minor or no medical emergency at all. Characterized by "flopping around" which is an excessive rolling back and forth on the floor or bed. Often pitiful moaning and the claim that they cannot walk accompanies flopping.

She's so dramatic about her tummy ache that she called 911 and is now suffering from floppitis.

This patient is attention seeking and was diagnosed with floppitis.

Their whining has devolved into a serious case floppitis.

by ChechPaslogh February 25, 2020

flog the floppies

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.

Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Islamic Floppaism

Islamic Floppaism or Islamo-Floppaism is a movement of people who are Islamic fundamentalists and adore or admire Big Floppa and/or floppas. A person who believes in Islamic Floppaism is called an Islamic Floppaist or an Islamo-Floppaist.

Islamic Floppaism is when you are Islamist and adore or admire Big Floppa.

by poggers69420 October 26, 2020

floppies

A derogatory term for an insurgent fighter who trended to be black. Originated with Rhodesian military personnel in Rhodesia (currently Zimbabwe) during the Rhodesian Bush War. The term arises from how insurgents would flop down dead when shot.

"Let's slot floppies!"
Translation: Let's go kill insurgents!

by settlemuntmyarse December 21, 2013

Flippy Floppies

Those things that go on your feet when you're on a boat, mothafucka.

I got my sand trunks, and my flippy floppies.

by Toxoplasma February 22, 2009

Floppity Jillion

A vast uncountable amount of something.

''I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you.''

'Robin Scherbatsky' talking to 'Ted Mosby' in 'How I Met Your Mother' TV Show Season 1 Episode 17

by John Legen-dary October 28, 2011

flippity floppity floop

Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."

Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.

by Jason July 13, 2004