floppiness

Floppiness, when muscles are so weak you struggle to stand move or sometimes even breath for no reason what so ever. Be aware to stand around people when they say they suffer from floppiness.....chances are they might just fall over.

Alex: "Where's Bob gone?"
Tim: "Oh he's lying on the pavement, he suffers from floppiness"

floppiness by creatives4 April 24, 2014

flog the floppies 

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.

Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.

flog the floppies by richard vendor October 22, 2012

floppies 

A derogatory term for an insurgent fighter who trended to be black. Originated with Rhodesian military personnel in Rhodesia (currently Zimbabwe) during the Rhodesian Bush War. The term arises from how insurgents would flop down dead when shot.

"Let's slot floppies!"
Translation: Let's go kill insurgents!

floppies by settlemuntmyarse December 21, 2013

Flippy Floppies

Those things that go on your feet when you're on a boat, mothafucka.

I got my sand trunks, and my flippy floppies.

Flippy Floppies by Toxoplasma February 22, 2009

Fappiness

The feeling of contentment after jerking off.

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."

Fappiness by Big D L May 22, 2008

flippy floppies

used to interpret flip flops in the Lonely Island music video Im on a Boat.

Flip flops are cool

I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies

flippy floppies by Marina.eignor7 June 9, 2009

the floppies 

impotence; erectile dysfunction

Got a really bad case of the floppies last night. :(

the floppies by trektruck September 22, 2016