Flootis

FLOOTIS is a made up word, which means that something is chubby, fluffy AND INCREDIBLY ADORABLE!

THAT DOG BREED IS SO FLOOTIS!

by derpatronio November 3, 2016

Floomism

A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"

At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell

by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010

flesh floutist

A male homosexual.

Chrithtopher ith a flesh floutist.

by scottbo1 January 2, 2009

Footish

Puts together the words foot and fetish.

you have a footish.
you have a fetish about feet.
you get turned on by feet

by Footish October 22, 2008

Flottistic

Unable to handle simple tasks, regularly losing your mind over small things, making strange noises randomly, and just being a jackass.

"Dude, I think you may be flottistic" Person 1
"You think I got the Flott!?" Person 2

by TheMajekalBum May 11, 2010

flootingson

An act performed in urban communities to honor a recently killed person that nobody knew but you tell people he was like a son

The people in Ferguson, MO are flootingson to honoring the local criminal thug most of them don't even know by stealing, looting, and burning down their own town.

by Silicon Sorcerer August 19, 2014

Footiscilous

When you are unhealthily addicted to feet to the point where they are like your new cigarettes.
Or
When you are in a mood where you feel like licking feet.

I am feeling very Footiscilous.

by Medusa69 September 1, 2022