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Flottistic
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Unable to
handle
simple tasks, regularly losing your mind over small things, making
strange
noises randomly, and just being a
jackass
.
"Dude, I think you
may
be flottistic"
Person 1
"You think I
got
the Flott!?" Person 2
Flottistic
by
TheMajekalBum
May 11, 2010
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