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Flock Jock 

A radio, television or media personality such as Rush Limbaugh and Shawn Hannity whom regularly and honorably uses humiliation, degradation and sarcasm, usually in the form of partisan political spin in the hypocritical pretext of good versus bad as a linguistic form of schoolyard bullying. The use of these mud slinging tactics attracts or causes a "flock" of people to the playground arena (media arena) where the mud slinging occurs. The same as when a bully starts a fight at school and everyone hurriedly circles around to see the showdown or when everyone flocks to the scene of a terrible traffic accident. Sometimes a particular subject or person can attract an even greater crowd. Similar to a Shock Jock but instead of obscenity through sexual content as the main offering for entertainment. A Flock Jock uses humiliation and a slew of non-civilized, biased, personal and tactical attacks on a political stage as the main form of entertainment
What the flock jock? Don't you have anything nice to say about EVERYONE?
Flock Jock by Comkind October 30, 2007
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jock flock 

A group of guys who are athletic and hang out together. Usually wear basketball shorts and a T-shirt. Composed of the stereotypical "popular" guys: like to brag, show off, can be mean.
Ew, here comes the jock flock.
jock flock by AmazingChica1234 January 6, 2011

Frock Jock 

A jock or athletic type, or a man who is particularly macho or into sports, who has secret homosexual encounters. These are sometimes with other Frock Jocks, but more often the encounters are with a kid who is known to be gay, and is bribed to keep quiet. The term can also used to classify more specifically a jock who likes to "lift back his skirts" or "frock" a.k.a. receive anal sex.
Straight Kid (to friends): "Remember Patrick Geller? The football player back in high school in West Orange who all the girls were in love with? Did you hear he got photographed in drag up in that gay club in the heights?" Other Straight Friends:"Oh No Way!" "For real yo?" "That's mad crazy" Token Gay Friend: "Oh whatever, I always knew Geller was queer. The guy was such a frock jock."
i.e. "Greg" in Cruel Intentions
Frock Jock by DSH May 4, 2008

flockjockalating 

Flockjockalating- A person who lays around in bed or on the couch. They are not tired or sick. They're just laying around.
My wife is flockjockalating today.
flockjockalating by Ma ddi April 7, 2017