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Flo Grow

a condition that happens to certain males when they think about the waitress "Flo" from the t.v. show "Alice".
Dude, I was watching an old rerun of "Alice" the other nite and man when she says "kiss my grits!" my penis gets a bad case of the Flo Grow!
by Rob Schindler April 10, 2008
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Flo Grow

Its an STI in which the infected persons genital start to grow mushrooms. If left unchecked, this condition will lead to a "Blue Waffle"
Man this sudden Flo Grow is really noticable.
by ndprod October 7, 2015
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Flo grown

Grown in the land of sunshine and thunderstorms. You may cross your yard to watch a rocket shooting through the sky and find your self staring into the eyeballs of a menacing gator.
This means you are Flo Grown. The water here is like no other. It tastes like the color green.
I was driving from Cocoa beach to Disney World and saw a license plate that said Flo Grown
by Travelingrl July 28, 2023
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flogrown

Abbreviation for saying "Florida Grown". Same as saying you were born and raised in the state of Florida.
"I was flogrown" (no one actually says it, it may appear in their Instagram bio or in a post)
by Memyself5 January 3, 2021
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flogrown

The country way of saying you were born and raised in the state of Florida.
"Girl ! Why are you waving around that confederate flag!"

"I'm flogrown you know how we do!"
by Xx321xX August 2, 2014
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FloGrown

I’m 30-34 years old, still wear wife beaters, dickies shorts, and skate shoes as an every day outfit. I maintain a constant neck stubble at all times, and have a small penis. I drive a wannabe monster truck (most likely a lifted, white Dodge Ram) with a tint that looks really cool. Make no mistake: I WILL beat you in a drag race to that next red light.
Bitch I’m FloGrown. I will hit your car for the insurance check.”
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