I’m 30-34 years old, still wear wife beaters, dickies shorts, and skate shoes as an every day outfit. I maintain a constant neck stubble at all times, and have a small penis. I drive a wannabe monster truck (most likely a lifted, white Dodge Ram) with a tint that looks really cool. Make no mistake: I WILLbeat you in a drag race to that next red light.
“Bitch I’m FloGrown. I will hit your car for the insurance check.”
Grown in the land of sunshine and thunderstorms. You may cross your yard to watch a rocket shooting through the sky and find your self staring into the eyeballs of a menacing gator.
This means you are Flo Grown. The water here is like no other. It tastes like the color green.
I was driving from Cocoa beach to Disney World and saw a license plate that said Flo Grown
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.