Flitton

The richest person in the world unlike evie minter

Wow I wish I was a flitton

by Flitton’s rock April 13, 2020

flitting

mitching, skipping class

Friend: Why weren't you in maths?
Me: I was flitting

by rain_in_spain June 5, 2022

Fitton

Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face

Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!

by J-kitchen January 19, 2011

Fitton

A task so boring or rubbish that you just have to abandon it halfway through.

Last night I did an absolute Fitton.

by N Sage December 18, 2010

fletton

A word best described as someone who lives in a council house and tends to wear clothing with large brands on, calls their granny 'nanny' and works as a labourer but buys bottles of grey goose on the weekend. Derived from Fletton in Peterborough where the Fletton Brick is made, the cheapest brick you can buy in the UK market.

'He's a real fletton he is'

'Her shoes her really flett'

by HDew July 26, 2017

fitton flop

A variation on soul patch, only denoting one which is off-centre.

In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.

My hand slipped when i was trimming it and turned it into a fitton flop, so i just shaved it off and i'm gonna start again.

by the other bag boy June 27, 2005

Fouis Fuitton

Fake Louis Vuitton carried by dumbasses who think they are the shit because they have a "designer looking" handbag. They act like and tell everyone like it is a real bag, just so they can pose and look like the piece of shit that they are. Most people can tell that it is a fake due to the ugliness of the bag and the poor quality.

Look at that bitch bitch with the Fouis Fuitton falling apart and thinking she is the shit.

The Fuois Fuitton is such a fake.

by vietboy620 August 5, 2008