Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face

Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!

Fitton by J-kitchen January 19, 2011

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Fitton

A task so boring or rubbish that you just have to abandon it halfway through.

Last night I did an absolute Fitton.

Fitton by N Sage December 18, 2010

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fletton

A word best described as someone who lives in a council house and tends to wear clothing with large brands on, calls their granny 'nanny' and works as a labourer but buys bottles of grey goose on the weekend. Derived from Fletton in Peterborough where the Fletton Brick is made, the cheapest brick you can buy in the UK market.

'He's a real fletton he is'

'Her shoes her really flett'

fletton by HDew July 26, 2017

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fitton flop

A variation on soul patch, only denoting one which is off-centre.

In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.

My hand slipped when i was trimming it and turned it into a fitton flop, so i just shaved it off and i'm gonna start again.

fitton flop by the other bag boy June 27, 2005

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Fouis Fuitton

Fake Louis Vuitton carried by dumbasses who think they are the shit because they have a "designer looking" handbag. They act like and tell everyone like it is a real bag, just so they can pose and look like the piece of shit that they are. Most people can tell that it is a fake due to the ugliness of the bag and the poor quality.

Look at that bitch bitch with the Fouis Fuitton falling apart and thinking she is the shit.

The Fuois Fuitton is such a fake.

Fouis Fuitton by vietboy620 August 5, 2008

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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