Flint, MI 

Flint is basically Michigan's incurable STD: you can manage it or pretend it's not that bad, but it's always there. Blight, violence, corruption, crime...you name it, Flint's got it. On the plus side, Flint is home to some of the cleanest, coolest, most refreshing water in the world.

"Hey Steve, wanna go to Flint, MI?"
"Nah man, drinking a whole gallon of bleach would be a much safer option."

Flint, MI by brbkillingmyself September 18, 2016

Flint, MI 

Referring to the darkest, most desolate hellhole on the planet. Rival being Gary, IN. Worst place in America. Usually an insult.

Damn, bitch, yo town look like fucking Flint, MI!

Flint, MI by Stan McKay March 26, 2003

Flint, MI 

If Detroit were the anus of the United States, Flint would 50 miles up it. Also known as Ghettoville.

Flint, MI by William Clint July 17, 2003

Flint, MI 

People say that detroit is the anus of michigan. Well, then flint has been shoved 50 miles up the poop-crusted anus. the water can rape your insides with lead. 12 year old can say that they fucked your mom and it would be actually true. Everyone lives so far down the poverty line, that all they can eat is there poop and drink their own pee just to live. People molest their pets in the street. I wouldnt wish for my worst enemies to go to flint.

Drake: ima go to flint, mi because it sound very fun

Josh: the fuck? you dont want to get raped by the water so dont go there

Flint, MI by tripletoaster420 December 24, 2020

flint mice 

the itchy pesticite that one has after he's saddled up and rode the wrong hoe.

hey kevin, how was jasmine last night?

aww man she gave me flint mice.

flint mice by kethan April 23, 2007

Flint Michigan Fire drill 

When people deep in the impoverished slum of Flint Michigan receive and eviction notice, they set their house on fire so they can catch and eat all the rats that run out.:Can also be done in other poor cities.

Rusty" Dude did you hear what happened to to Lyle?"
Tyrone" No, What happened?"
Rusty "they got an Eviction notice so they pulled a Flint Michigan fire drill"

Flint Michigan Fire drill by honkyhater69 March 29, 2011

Flint Michigan Faucet 

Engaging in the act of anal whilst the receiver has diarrhea, and then pulling your penis out in the middle, resulting in a stream of brown liquid.

Chris: “So I was engaging in sexual activities with my good male friend Quandale Dingle, and he accidentally gave me a Flint Michigan Faucet, because he had a beefy five later burrito a couple hours prior.”

Flint Michigan Faucet by Kanamoney March 9, 2022