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fleshbang 

While a girl is slobbering on your flesh weasel take both of your hands and smack both of her ears (do your best to climax at the same time). She will experience a loud ringing sound similar to a flash bang.
Shoulda been there man, I gave Ol girl a Fleshbang while she was smokin my pole. She looked like Pvt. Ryan when I got done with her.
fleshbang by Sgt. Cum gun February 15, 2022
Words you can keep

Fleshbang 

The act of throwing a fleshlight in a manner resembling a flashbang for similar effect. Bonus points if it is freshly used.
Bao: My mom walked into my room yesterday and it was annoying!
Charles: Yeah bro what did you do about it?
Bao: I Fleshbang her, she totally didn't see it cumming!
Charles: Fs bro *fistbump*
Fleshbang by i luv linh dao January 28, 2023

russian flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously
She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.

mental flashbang 

Something so unexpected or outlandish that you shut down for a second. Usually without clarification from the speaker.
Bill: "I was eating these really good chips that I found at Dan's house but I didn't know the name. turns out I was actually eating his cat's shit"
Hank: "..."
Bill: "...so I was at the arcade the other day..."
Hank: "What the fuck dude? you're just gonna drop a mental flashbang like that?"
mental flashbang by dpgf April 15, 2021

Flashbanged 

Getting unexpectedly blinded by something bright such as a flashlight
I just got Flashbanged by that lamp, becareful
Flashbanged by JurassicEels May 20, 2018

Flashbang 

When you cum in a girls eyes and slap her in the face while screaming
Flashbang by Master jacker July 31, 2020

flashbung 

The the past-tense term used in the situation of being hit with a flashbang grenade.
'woah, i totally just flashbung that guy.'
flashbung by arbok November 27, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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