Flashbanged

Getting unexpectedly blinded by something bright such as a flashlight

I just got Flashbanged by that lamp, becareful

by JurassicEels May 20, 2018

Flashbanged

When you smoke pot and your ears ring and your vision gets blurry, nausea, uneasy feeling, tired. Gets better after about 5-10 min

Bro1: “Yo my ears are ringing and I can’t see. What kind of weed is this”
Bro2: “Lmao bro you got flashbanged”

by YWBobby June 10, 2018

Flashbanged

When you hook up with an ugly girl without ever having a good look at her face.

Man 1 "bro, why did you hook up with that chick she's dirty"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"

by SoTrueeeeBro November 30, 2010

flashbanged

when you get so drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated that you can no longer see or understand what is going on. However, you are still able to get extremely lucky and sometimes score.

Dude, I was so flashbanged last night but I still scored with Emily.

by SammyDSAE March 30, 2011

flashbanged

when you write FLASHBANG on a piece of paper, hand it to someone and once they read it you shank them.

DUDE I GAVE KEVIN A FLASHBANG then we shanked the shit outa him. o man it got everywhere....

by atticus February 19, 2005

Flashbanged

When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.

"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."

by Chief_582 April 17, 2022

Flashbanged

When a policeman flashes their lights to pull someone over.

When we were on our way back from school we saw four people get flashbanged! There's some crazy drivers out there!

by Damahr March 21, 2011