flashbanged

when you get so drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated that you can no longer see or understand what is going on. However, you are still able to get extremely lucky and sometimes score.
Dude, I was so flashbanged last night but I still scored with Emily.
by SammyDSAE March 14, 2011
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flashbanged

when you write FLASHBANG on a piece of paper, hand it to someone and once they read it you shank them.
DUDE I GAVE KEVIN A FLASHBANG then we shanked the shit outa him. o man it got everywhere....
by atticus February 20, 2005
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Flashbanged

Getting unexpectedly blinded by something bright such as a flashlight
I just got Flashbanged by that lamp, becareful
by JurassicEels April 03, 2018
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Flashbang

When you cum in a girls eyes and slap her in the face while screaming
by Master jacker August 01, 2020
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The Flashbang

When you're about to cum, aim for her eyes to blind your opponent then smack her in the back of the head and scream "Counter-Terrorists win!"
Example of "The Flashbang"
guy: pulls out and aims for her eyes
girl: "omg im blinded!"
guy: smacks her in the back of the head
guy: "counter-terrorists win!!!"
by AlexKK April 28, 2014
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flashbang

(Grenade, hand, stun). a less lethal grenade used by US police, as well as special forces the world over. Typically such grenades deliver 9 ear splittingly loud bangs and blinding flashes, which come half a second apart. These grenades stun and have a seriously immobilising effect. (From experience) your head seems uncapable of functioning, you cannot see strait (if at all) and you can hear nothing but ringing. The effects last a considerable time, and leave you with a banging headache. In a situation of use, such grenades would be tossed into a room to "prepare" them for a hostage rescue clearance.
a flashbang is tossed into the room.

B A N G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very very very loud, trust me! The occupants of the room are stunned and find themselves unable to do anything.

Then a four man assault team takes any terrorists prisoner or immobilises any firther threat before lining up the hostages for search and check.
by the gray man. June 03, 2006
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flashbang

a grenade used by special police units that produces a blinding flash

also having sex for a very short time, more commonly known as a "quickie"
by Purpliction April 26, 2003
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