Skip to main content

Flesh stick 

1. Another word for penis

2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.

4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
When I'm lost in this world, my flesh stick always leads the way.

Hey, wanna ride my throbbing flesh stick you sexy thing ;)

I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my flesh stick because she thought it was my phone.

"Those who grip their flesh sticks as if they were writhing snakes and pull at them until they can see nothing but a tunnel of light are of the Devil's hairy, cum-stiffened hand and should preferably be set alight in the name of God."~ Some lady who despises wankers.
Flesh stick by zingeraddict October 9, 2011

Light Drive Flash Stick 

A USB drive that can carry information in varying increments. It is plugged into the USB port of your computer.
I put my English paper on my light drive flash stick. That way, I can work on my paper at home.

Fleshy Butt Stick Surprise 

Ramming your cock into someone’s anus with surprise
I snuck up on my friend and gave him a fleshy butt stick surprise

fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).
"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."

Fleshstick 

Quite simply, a penis. A stick made of flesh.
Dude, you're just mad she chose my fleshstick over yours.
Fleshstick by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009

fleshstick 

you have a nice fleshstick
fleshstick by tan boy November 6, 2010