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When you fuck baby bluebirds in the backyard when you’re high as fuck.
God damn right. Fledged a batch of bluebirds from my birdhouse a few weeks ago.
Fledged by Fjdneodkfncjausuwjfnckksb September 23, 2025
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When you fuck baby bluebirds in the backyard when you’re high as fuck.
God damn right. Fledged a batch of bluebirds from my birdhouse a few weeks ago.
Fledged by Fjdneodkfncjausuwjfnckksb September 23, 2025

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards 

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

Fully fledged fucking fucked

When some thing is really fucked up and you can’t believe/comprehend it
Did you hear what Bailey did to Charlie?
I know it’s fully fledged fucking fucked
The period In which you and a girl both are interested in each other but you wanna wait to date to see if she is wifely material. Usually during this time you are just trying to get to know her. The pinnacle of Fledging is when you talk to her and tell her you wanna get to know her more before you date.
"Dude, I am like really into this chick bro, but I'm fledging (Fledge) her. I do not want another Ex."

Zane: "I think Grace is cute but while I fledging (Fledge) her I saw some red flags"

McCade: "Dang I thought she was the one for you"
Fledge by McCade Mandrel July 2, 2022
Flegged \ fle-gged \ adverb

1. Having one's future prospects destroyed by the abysmal performance of one's superiors or leaders
2. To be raped of a victory so rightfully yours by the incompetence / negligence of one's own team-mate or leader

A derivative of the new Parliamentary Leader of the Queensland Liberal Party - Dr Bruce Flegg MP - Member for Moggill. So named for his single-handed destruction of the Queensland Coallition campaign in the Queensland 2006 state election through his complete incompentence, inability to stay on message or stick to the script and repeated gaffes.
"To be flegged"
"I've been flegged!"
flegged by Destroyed September 11, 2006

fledgelord 

a big fat fucking cunt of douchebag with a neck beard or saggy nipples
After watching too much ghey phorn, Jeffery earned the title of fledgelord.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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