A particularly henious disease where one becomes savagely addicted to chasing large platycephalus fuscus, otherwise known as ‘sandbags’ or OVERSIZE Dusky Flathead. Generally the infected specimen never recovers from this and has it for life.
I used to be scared lonely and confused in life but now that I have flattyitis I can continue to go on.
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is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.
Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.
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