flatulatitis 

A medical condition which symptoms include uncontrolled farting, and the lying to others about the condition.
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David. She says she has flatulatitis. I think she really is a disgusting person

flatulatitis by vanadaar1979 January 24, 2014

Flatulitis 

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas marked by repeated farting and/or a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

Flatulitis by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019

Flatulitis 

is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.

Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.

Flatulitis by Gas Queen March 1, 2011

Chronic Flatulitis 

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.

I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.

Chronic Flatulitis by IRStinkee March 6, 2019

Flatulitis 

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

Flatulitis by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019