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Flattened
Waking up borderline drunk from the night before. The stage after plastered with a sleep in between.
Flattened by medullabologna October 18, 2019
flattened my batmobile
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!
STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
flattened my batmobile by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
Flattened The Curve
1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.
1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.
Flattened The Curve by IronMikey March 8, 2023
Flattened Fauna
Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?
Flattened Fauna by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009
Flattened My Flower
Flattened My Flower by BeChampions January 20, 2019
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026