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Flastibating

The act of masturbating whilst flasid
"I didn't have enough time to get it up so I started flastibating instead"
Flastibating by Dr.F November 16, 2013
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flasting 

the act of having sex with someone in the ear.
Me and Edward tried flasting last night. Now my ear hurts...
flasting by bunnisunshine June 1, 2011

Flasticate 

To propell an object or thing over the roof of a house or building.
"Damn I was so mad that I almost flasticated that cat to his death."
Flasticate by Josh & Mike D March 14, 2003
Sometimes good but most of the time not.
John was flastic at sof2
flastic by Johnboy June 23, 2004
Flastin
Is an alternative word for plastic/fake, it is referred to people who are "plastic" (barbie). They only care about themselves, they think that everyone should have a perfect body shape, everyone has to be perfect. Flastins are very superficial and they never say the truth. Flastin is a name for those people who aren't real, they are so plastic that even the plastic is more real. That's what makes them flastin.
To sum it up, flastin is "fake plastic people".
I hate that boy, is sooooo flastin -.-'
flastin by Almendra September 7, 2017
Is an alternative word for plastic/fake.
Referred to people who are "plastic" (barbie). They only care about themselves, they think that everyone should have a perfect body shape, everyone has to be perfect.

Flastins are very superficial, annoying and never say the truth.
Flastin is the perfect name for those people who aren't real, they are so plastic that even the plastic is more real.

That's what makes them flastin.
To sum it up, flastin is "fake plastic people".
I hate that guy because he is flastin
Flastin by Almendra September 11, 2017
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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