Flargablarg 

This is a mythical creature from the days of yore, and it has been claimed of existence by 57,927 people. These are an orange brown, leathery skeleton shaped creatures with electric knees.

The flargablarg was slayed by the hero of this epic.

Flargablarg by onecliche March 10, 2021

flarblarg 

Something that is so rediculous you can't express it in real words.

Matt: I shit on a salamander
Katy: That's flarblarg!

flarblarg by runningfreak January 18, 2008

blargablarg 

A blargablarg is any device used to carry a child, or in some cases midget(s) or dwarf(s). These devices usually consist of a backpack like design in which the smaller person is inserted and carried upon the body of a larger person. These devices were originally developed by Native Americans to carry their papoose (Algonquian for "Child") leading many of the white-man to mistakenly refer to the carrier as a papoose.

That crying baby is annoying me so much I think I might tear the blargablarg right off the mother and smash it against a tree.

That lady with the blargablarg freaked me out, she turned around and I thought I was looking at Quato from Total Recall for a second!

blargablarg by Professor Huff April 3, 2008

flargannargan 

the crap that you find in your milkshake/soda float from your local mr. softee truck

John: What is all this flargannargan in my ice cream?
Jake: I don't know man, thats disgusting!

flargannargan by wasawillis October 3, 2011