Flare King

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Usually an idiot who plays dumb games for little kids such as unturned and is only global staff

Ex. Man... is that a Flare King on unturned?

Flare King by LoxtonJoel April 19, 2018

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Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

Flame King WIFI by medgear March 14, 2025

Related Words

Flare King • Flame King WIFI • National Flame king day • Flarking • flare • Flare Up • flare dog • flare guns • Flare puff • flare tv

National Flame king day

The day flame didn't win a single round in super smash brothers ultimate on 12/8/24.

Guy: Happy National Flame king day!

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy : I don't know, some kid lost in smash ultimate that day

National Flame king day by medgear December 9, 2024

Flarking

A replacement word for F*cking

Can express anger and frustration

Are you flarking kidding me?????

Flarking by Jds1235 October 28, 2021

Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

Flarking by Puedro September 29, 2014

Flarking

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy while she shits on the tip of your penis. She or he will then shove the shit into your urethra using their tongue.

I cannot wait to go flarking after school!

Flarking by Flark maxxer March 28, 2024

Flarking

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping

Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.

Flarking by MattyBrady May 9, 2025

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026