Flare King

Usually an idiot who plays dumb games for little kids such as unturned and is only global staff

Ex. Man... is that a Flare King on unturned?

by LoxtonJoel April 19, 2018

Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

by medgear March 14, 2025

National Flame king day

The day flame didn't win a single round in super smash brothers ultimate on 12/8/24.

Guy: Happy National Flame king day!

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy : I don't know, some kid lost in smash ultimate that day

by medgear December 9, 2024

Flarking

A replacement word for F*cking

Can express anger and frustration

Are you flarking kidding me?????

by Jds1235 October 28, 2021

Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

by Puedro September 29, 2014

Flarking

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy while she shits on the tip of your penis. She or he will then shove the shit into your urethra using their tongue.

I cannot wait to go flarking after school!

by Flark maxxer March 28, 2024

Flarking

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping

Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.

by MattyBrady May 9, 2025