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Flame King WIFI 

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.
Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).
Flame King WIFI by medgear March 14, 2025

National Flame king day 

The day flame didn't win a single round in super smash brothers ultimate on 12/8/24.
Guy: Happy National Flame king day!

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy : I don't know, some kid lost in smash ultimate that day
National Flame king day by medgear December 9, 2024

Flarking 

A replacement word for F*cking

Can express anger and frustration
Are you flarking kidding me?????
Flarking by Jds1235 October 28, 2021

Flarking 

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.
Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?
Flarking by Puedro September 29, 2014

Flarking 

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy while she shits on the tip of your penis. She or he will then shove the shit into your urethra using their tongue.
I cannot wait to go flarking after school!
Flarking by Flark maxxer March 28, 2024

Flarking 

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping
Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.
Flarking by MattyBrady May 9, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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