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flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off
"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."
flappy jack by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 8, 2014

flapy jacks 

fat people jumping jacks.
Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.

Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)
flapy jacks by Mr. Maaan August 1, 2012

flappa-jacka 

noun: descibes a smallish breast that basically lies flat on one's chest in a saggy sort of way. not cute.
"oh my god--my old boss had the scariest tits--there were so flappa-jacka."
flappa-jacka by perkin March 11, 2003

flappyjacks 

Another word for gigantic boobs of a fake chick.
That girl has HUGE flappyjacks! Moooooo!!!
Flappyjacks or blue waffles???
Want some syrup with those flappyjacks???
flappyjacks by 54312929 November 13, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026