Flappy Jacks

When you finger a girl's kutch and find out she's not circumcised. To be more specific, the outer fat tissue of a female vaginal wall.

Shit, she's not a virgin? She's been fucking other people? You mean she had flappy jacks?

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flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off

"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."

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Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.

Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)

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noun: descibes a smallish breast that basically lies flat on one's chest in a saggy sort of way. not cute.

"oh my god--my old boss had the scariest tits--there were so flappa-jacka."

flappa-jacka by perkin March 11, 2003

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That girl has HUGE flappyjacks! Moooooo!!!
Flappyjacks or blue waffles???
Want some syrup with those flappyjacks???

flappyjacks by 54312929 November 13, 2011

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