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Flappy Jacks 

When you finger a girl's kutch and find out she's not circumcised. To be more specific, the outer fat tissue of a female vaginal wall.
Shit, she's not a virgin? She's been fucking other people? You mean she had flappy jacks?
Flappy Jacks by asdf66667878 December 20, 2014
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flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off
"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."
flappy jack by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 8, 2014

flapy jacks 

fat people jumping jacks.
Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.

Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)
flapy jacks by Mr. Maaan August 1, 2012

flappa-jacka 

noun: descibes a smallish breast that basically lies flat on one's chest in a saggy sort of way. not cute.
"oh my god--my old boss had the scariest tits--there were so flappa-jacka."
flappa-jacka by perkin March 11, 2003

flappyjacks 

Another word for gigantic boobs of a fake chick.
That girl has HUGE flappyjacks! Moooooo!!!
Flappyjacks or blue waffles???
Want some syrup with those flappyjacks???
flappyjacks by 54312929 November 13, 2011
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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