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Fappergasted 

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.
wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.
Fappergasted by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

fappergasted 

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.
Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.
fappergasted by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.
Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.
Flabbergassed by HavaBrain August 22, 2011

flappergasted 

When a woman is so sexually aroused by an attractive man, she is incapable of speech.
When Tom Welling entered the room, the girls crossed their legs and were rendered flappergasted.
flappergasted by Jacie005 February 9, 2021

Flappergasted 

When a woman’s vagina was pumped so full of air from getting railed and then proceeds to queef violently and uncontrollably for extended periods of time.
This hoe got pumped so full of air that her pussy was flappergasted and the whole room smelled like steamed broccoli...
Flappergasted by LeroyLooselips March 10, 2021

Flappergasted 

Women of the 1920s in utter disbelief
Remember that brunette in that old movie? her scandalous attire left me flappergasted.
Flappergasted by Sasquatch.... November 24, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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