LeroyLooselips's definitions

Flappergasted

When a woman’s vagina was pumped so full of air from getting railed and then proceeds to queef violently and uncontrollably for extended periods of time.

This hoe got pumped so full of air that her pussy was flappergasted and the whole room smelled like steamed broccoli...

by LeroyLooselips March 10, 2021

Knick the Ridge

Knick the Ridge:

When one is shaving around their brown eye and catches the razor on one of their butthole ridges.

Knick The Ridge: a small cut on one of the butthole wrinkles

Man, my girl was shavin’ her black cherry and accidentally knicked a ridge. No playin in the fudge factory tonight boys.

by LeroyLooselips March 26, 2020

Blue Stew

The blue liquid in port-a-potties that are long overdue for a cleaning. So the fecal/urine mixture resembles a blue beef stew.

Don’t use that port-a-potty, the guy never cleaned it so it’s a blue stew buffet.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Broner

When one bro is really excited for another bro.

When a casual bromance becomes bromosexually active.

Bro, the way you drink beer competitively gives me a raging broner.

Bro, your new truck gives me a total broner.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Lip gloss

The female version of the tea bag. The female applies whatever moist substance currently leaking out of her fun hole by dragging the flaps over the unsuspecting victim’s mouth, leaving a glossy sheen on the lips.

I woke up to this crazy bitch draggin’ her vag across my mouth. She totally lip glossed me.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Flap Attack

When a woman attacks with her low hanging flappy vagina lips.

That girl’s va jj lips hang so low she smacked herself in the face with em while jogging. She flap attacked herself tryin to stay in shape.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Vagalante

A super horny female on a mission to get some dick, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. Men are nothing more than meat to a vagalante.

I was attacked and used for sex by a vicious vagalante.

The vagalantes roam the city, punishing penis’ .

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019