Flappergasted

When a woman’s vagina was pumped so full of air from getting railed and then proceeds to queef violently and uncontrollably for extended periods of time.

This hoe got pumped so full of air that her pussy was flappergasted and the whole room smelled like steamed broccoli...

by LeroyLooselips March 10, 2021

Skeetlejuice

A girl who is a squirter, who shows up to places uninvited to spray whoever she can convince to open the flood gates as though she heard her name called 3 times.

Skeetlejuice showed up rite as her name was mentioned and soaked the couch.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Vagalante

A super horny female on a mission to get some dick, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. Men are nothing more than meat to a vagalante.

I was attacked and used for sex by a vicious vagalante.

The vagalantes roam the city, punishing penis’ .

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Lip Gloss

The “Lip Gloss” is the female version of the male’s “Tea Bag”. The female waits for her prey to pass out from bad decisions, then proceeds to dunk the JJ flaps on the victim’s lips and rubs them vigorously on the unsuspecting victim. Also not limited to male prey, the female is heartless cold species who feeds on souls.

Yo, I passed out at this party and this bitch “lip glossed” me!!

by LeroyLooselips October 23, 2017

Blue Stew

The blue liquid in port-a-potties that are long overdue for a cleaning. So the fecal/urine mixture resembles a blue beef stew.

Don’t use that port-a-potty, the guy never cleaned it so it’s a blue stew buffet.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Lip gloss

The female version of the tea bag. The female applies whatever moist substance currently leaking out of her fun hole by dragging the flaps over the unsuspecting victim’s mouth, leaving a glossy sheen on the lips.

I woke up to this crazy bitch draggin’ her vag across my mouth. She totally lip glossed me.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Knick the Ridge

Knick the Ridge:

When one is shaving around their brown eye and catches the razor on one of their butthole ridges.

Knick The Ridge: a small cut on one of the butthole wrinkles

Man, my girl was shavin’ her black cherry and accidentally knicked a ridge. No playin in the fudge factory tonight boys.

by LeroyLooselips March 26, 2020