When a woman’s vagina was pumped so full of air from getting railed and then proceeds to queef violently and uncontrollably for extended periods of time.
This hoe got pumped so full of air that her pussy was flappergasted and the whole room smelled like steamed broccoli...
by LeroyLooselips March 10, 2021
Get the Flappergastedmug. A girl who is a squirter, who shows up to places uninvited to spray whoever she can convince to open the flood gates as though she heard her name called 3 times.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
Get the Skeetlejuicemug. A super horny female on a mission to get some dick, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. Men are nothing more than meat to a vagalante.
I was attacked and used for sex by a vicious vagalante.
The vagalantes roam the city, punishing penis’ .
The vagalantes roam the city, punishing penis’ .
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
Get the Vagalantemug. The “Lip Gloss” is the female version of the male’s “Tea Bag”. The female waits for her prey to pass out from bad decisions, then proceeds to dunk the JJ flaps on the victim’s lips and rubs them vigorously on the unsuspecting victim. Also not limited to male prey, the female is heartless cold species who feeds on souls.
by LeroyLooselips October 23, 2017
Get the Lip Glossmug. The blue liquid in port-a-potties that are long overdue for a cleaning. So the fecal/urine mixture resembles a blue beef stew.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
Get the Blue Stewmug. The female version of the tea bag. The female applies whatever moist substance currently leaking out of her fun hole by dragging the flaps over the unsuspecting victim’s mouth, leaving a glossy sheen on the lips.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
Get the Lip glossmug. The most severe of all diarrhea. Unrelenting and persistent like Bruce Willis in the movie Die Hard, this is the kind of diarrhea that will stop at nothing to escape from one’s asshole. An anal flame thrower.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
Get the Die Hard Ritamug.