Skeetlejuice

A girl who is a squirter, who shows up to places uninvited to spray whoever she can convince to open the flood gates as though she heard her name called 3 times.
Skeetlejuice showed up rite as her name was mentioned and soaked the couch.
by LeroyLooselips May 01, 2019
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Vagalante

A super horny female on a mission to get some dick, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. Men are nothing more than meat to a vagalante.
I was attacked and used for sex by a vicious vagalante.

The vagalantes roam the city, punishing penis’ .
by LeroyLooselips May 01, 2019
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Die Hard Rita

The most severe of all diarrhea. Unrelenting and persistent like Bruce Willis in the movie Die Hard, this is the kind of diarrhea that will stop at nothing to escape from one’s asshole. An anal flame thrower.
Feels like I’m going to shit flames and razor blades when Die Hard Rita attacks.
by LeroyLooselips May 01, 2019
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Broner

When one bro is really excited for another bro.

When a casual bromance becomes bromosexually active.
Bro, the way you drink beer competitively gives me a raging broner.

Bro, your new truck gives me a total broner.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
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Lip gloss

The female version of the tea bag. The female applies whatever moist substance currently leaking out of her fun hole by dragging the flaps over the unsuspecting victim’s mouth, leaving a glossy sheen on the lips.
I woke up to this crazy bitch draggin’ her vag across my mouth. She totally lip glossed me.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
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Lip Gloss

The “Lip Gloss” is the female version of the male’s “Tea Bag”. The female waits for her prey to pass out from bad decisions, then proceeds to dunk the JJ flaps on the victim’s lips and rubs them vigorously on the unsuspecting victim. Also not limited to male prey, the female is heartless cold species who feeds on souls.
Yo, I passed out at this party and this bitchlip glossed” me!!
by LeroyLooselips October 23, 2017
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Flap Attack

When a woman attacks with her low hanging flappy vagina lips.
That girl’s va jj lips hang so low she smacked herself in the face with em while jogging. She flap attacked herself tryin to stay in shape.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
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