A flamboni is when a man takes a woman's bloody recently used tampon and drills it up his own ass using his index finger, then craps it back into the woman's mouth.
This bitch wanted me to eat her out on the rag so I gave her a Flamboni so she could taste that shit herself.
A flamminababbitapannitajampkin is what you call someone who's flappin around like a bapkin while you're also trying to bapkin, usually they're also using chapstick and too many napkins.
You using ChapStick and napkins while I'm bapkin', flappin' around like a bapkin', flamminababbitapannitajampkin
Los Angeles slang for someone who makes money by robbing, most commonly home invasions or "flocking." Although it seems its taken a new meaning on Urban Dictionary.
I'm a real flu flammer nigga I just hit the asian folks house in Westwood and prayed to their buddha.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.