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A flamboni is when a man takes a woman's bloody recently used tampon and drills it up his own ass using his index finger, then craps it back into the woman's mouth.
This bitch wanted me to eat her out on the rag so I gave her a Flamboni so she could taste that shit herself.
Flamboni by Weffy September 12, 2014
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Flamminababbitapannitajampkin 

A flamminababbitapannitajampkin is what you call someone who's flappin around like a bapkin while you're also trying to bapkin, usually they're also using chapstick and too many napkins.
You using ChapStick and napkins while I'm bapkin', flappin' around like a bapkin', flamminababbitapannitajampkin

flu flammer 

Los Angeles slang for someone who makes money by robbing, most commonly home invasions or "flocking." Although it seems its taken a new meaning on Urban Dictionary.
I'm a real flu flammer nigga I just hit the asian folks house in Westwood and prayed to their buddha.
flu flammer by MississippiIncenseMan December 22, 2020

flameo hotman 

a greeting for fellow Fire Nation people as used by Aang in Avatar the Last Airbender
Kuzon: Hey, Aang
Aang: Flameo hotman!
flameo hotman by flameohotman August 4, 2020

flammenwerfer

Hanz I'm going over zere to roast zose tommies wit mein flammenwerfer.
flammenwerfer by NUNPT September 2, 2011
the meme way of saying flamingo on roblox on roblox from flamgo flamingo epic chill
Flamgo chill epic
flamgo by poopoo hurt red January 11, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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