Flaming Sword 

The Flaming Sword is a stunt pulled by a male usually teenager or college student where the person takes sterno lighter gel and covers their penis in it and lights it. thus resulting in a flaming sword. I dont adivise anyone to do it it is extremly painful..but extremly funny.

Dude did u see how drunk todd was last night, we got him to do a flaming sword!

Flaming Sword by sony packer February 19, 2008

Flaming Sword 

In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.

Omg, i wanted to bang this hott chick so bad i ended up giving myself a flaming sword instead.

Flaming Sword by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Sheathing the flaming sword 

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

Sheathing the flaming sword by tankajahari December 1, 2022

Flaming diamond sword 

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

Flaming diamond sword by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword 

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword by aotako June 8, 2011