Pot Bellied Pig

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.

I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.

by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017

Blowfish Face

The face a woman makes as her cheeks swell up when a man ejaculates a large amount im her mouth while performing oral sex.

You should have seen the blowfish face Susan made when I came in her mouth, I can't believe she didn't t gag.

by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017

Tidy Down

When a woman drops a tide pod into her panties, or directly inserts it into her vagina in an attempt to mask the smell because she unable to shower before sex or fellatio.

Britney, I am meeting Brad after track practice and im running behind. No time for a shower so im just going to tidy down in case its gets fun.

by Partsguru13 March 02, 2018

Cumtemplating

The decision process in which someone goes through after one has ejaculated in thier mouth as to whether to swallow the load like a champ or to spit it out discreetly like a priss.

After the massive the load I shot in her mouth she had to do some major cumtemplating.

by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017

Scooter Tramp

The female who is not only willing to date you but also rides on the back of your moped to the liquor store and still thinks you're a badass.

Did you silly Brad's scooter tramp, I wonder even she even has all her teeth.

by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017

Ass for Gas

The act of using sex, either intercourse or fellatio, as a form of payment for getting a ride from someone

Hey Bryan, Tina is wanting a ride home from work, u think i should take her?
As long as she has the Ass for Gas why not, she is kinda cute.

by Partsguru13 March 02, 2018

Urban Dicktionaryhead

The act of scouring urban dictionary in feeble attempt to find a cool new word to impress your peers.

Man, we get it you have the internet and no friends, don't be such an urban dicktionaryhead.

by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017