Flaming Monkeys 

A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.
They make excellent lobby groups.
Often found when induced chemically.

oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!
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Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.

Flaming Monkeys by zZah May 25, 2003

What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys 

Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.

Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"

What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys by Hyn May September 27, 2010

Flaming Ass Monkeys 

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.

Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.

Flaming Ass Monkeys by Kayleb August 20, 2005

Flaming Monkey

The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.

Jon and Amy died last night.

What? How?

Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...

Wait... what?

Nothing...

Flaming Monkey by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010

flaming monkey on cocaine 

An imagaginary monkey that encourages you to run faster in PE by running after you.

Ahhh a Flaming monkey on Cocaine is following us! RUN!!

flaming monkey on cocaine by Colin Ma December 17, 2006

Flaming Butt Monkey 

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.

Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.

Flaming Butt Monkey by RedDan69 March 28, 2011