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Flake Fake 

when a you invite a person and they agree to go but they make you think they weren't gunna come.
I showed up late on purpose it was A Flake Fake.
Flake Fake by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024
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fake flake

A fake friend that pretends to support you but is only nice when you are of use to them. They tend to give you compliments with daggers hidden in them and love to see you fail. They will never be there when you need them unless it helps them
"Justin Timberlake left Nsync"
"It was terrible! But he performed with them recently"
"Because it was a tribute to his success"

"OMG what a fake flake"
fake flake by deebs123 April 7, 2015

fake fake blonde 

Someone who is so fake blonde that they don't even bother dyeing their hair blonde
Haters: alhaitham isn't a fake blonde, he doesn't even have blonde hair
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp
fake fake blonde by satomeow May 19, 2023

Fake Fakerson 

That Kurdt Kobain was a real Fake Fakerson!
Fake Fakerson by Genku July 29, 2003

Fake Flakey 

One who pretends to be slightly psychotic for some percieved advantage from others.

Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.

This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.

This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.
"Did you hear? Darius threatened to kill everyone again."

"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."

Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.
Fake Flakey by Aedwynn November 3, 2005

PR, Google PageRank,PageRank,Fake PR,Fake PageRank 

PR- Google PageRank is one of the methods Google uses to determine a page's relevance or importance.Tool to check Google PageRank:PR can be from 1 to 10. Tool that helps checking real PR:
www.checkpagerank.net
Example use the word PR, Google PageRank,PageRank,Fake PR,Fake PageRank.
Example:
www.checkpagerank.net has PR4

Fake Flakey McWhingerson 

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera
"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"
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