flairing 

The art of joggling barware, bar tools and drink bottles performed by master cocktailians and molecular mixologists.

A virginified try at flairing may end in embarrasing -- and sometimes dangerous -- results!

flairing by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

flairing 

A movement of the hand(s) either one at a time or simultaneously, to music, usually timed with an underlying beat or bass. The hand begins as a fist, then all fingers are extended showing an open palm (note: this action is performed quickly appearing as though one is acting out flashes of light with their hands).

Barney: Flairing is fun

Shaniqua: I agree

flairing by sdeg2496 March 18, 2007

Flairing 

It is an act of a woman exposing her vagina to elderly citizens, thus killing them by heart attack and the woman procceeds to think she has accomplished a public service for killing the elderly.

Hey, Tania. Wanna go flairing tonight?

Flairing by brosb4bros December 20, 2010

Ric Flairing 

To ejaculate on to your own hand then slap it across your partner's chest shouting WOOOOOOO!

"I was Ric Flairing my girlfriend last night and she didn't see the funny side"

Ric Flairing by CookieMonster14 November 24, 2019

Flailing Susan 

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!

Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.

Flailing Susan by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.

"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men by Al Harrington February 21, 2008

Flailing 

1) To begin a, sometimes random and usually pointless task/project, with the full determination and intensity of perfection and completion. When high on crystal meth.
2) Spending an obscene amount of time on a task/project that usually would take no time at all to complete and/or would seem meaningless/pointless to someone else. When high on crystal meth
3) To answer someones question but not fully explaining what one was doing for a long period of time. When high on crystal meth
4) When going through a bin/basket/container full of anything to find what you are looking for; or for nothing in particular in hopes to find something useful. When high on crystal meth

1a) He was flailing with duct-tape and made a pouch to hold Q-Tips in.
1b) I spent all night flailing on the computer coming up with these definitions. (Hardly pointless)
2) John was flailing for 5 hours making something to hold up a book while he typed, even though he has a book holder.
3) "Holy crap, where were you for the last 3 hours?"
"I was flailing....well it sort of turned into a side-flail"
4) I found a box full of random cords and started flailing through it looking for something that might come in handy.

Flailing by Fez6911 May 28, 2010