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A female version of the blago hairstyle. A hairstyle that resembles a helmet, like that of Rod Blagojevich.

Flagos tend to be in highest concentrations where the femullet is also present (ie, Nascar events, hockey games, and Walmart).
Person 1: Dude, did you see that lady's flago?
Person 2: Yeah. if she puts enough hairspray on her flago she'll be able to legally abide by California's motorcycle helmet law.
Flago by MahkyMahk February 1, 2010
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"Yo John I did a Flago to my Girlfriend and she can't remember a thing"
Flago by Flago Master June 2, 2009
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Dragon flagon 

An old term for a cup with poison inside.
The baron was slipped the dragon flagon, while at the feast.
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flagon of woobla 

A large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. Typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage.

Often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon.

NB: Flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. Nice.
"Hey Morton you dardy mutt, come aroun' to our place and bring a flagon of woobla. Der's a party happening tonight"

Douche Flagon 

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.
Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon
Douche Flagon by h@tch November 3, 2012
To have fun and also experience agony at the same time.
This game is fagony!
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Another word for "fag" or "homosexual"
You fagolas all failed the first exam. F!
fagola by Kausillolol February 28, 2011
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