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A portmanteau of flag and bigot. Used to mock the new wave of “patriots” who insist “you can’t wave a flag nowadays” while waving one, wearing one as a cape, and hydrating exclusively from a Union Jack mug.

From Old English flageh (“piece of cloth waved aggressively in lieu of an argument”) + Middle Grumbletonian bigotus (“one who complains loudly while doing the very thing they claim they’re not allowed to do”).
“After his third rant about Britain going down the draindelivered while wrapped in polyester bunting—Nigel was formally diagnosed as a flagot.”
Flagot by Fantard August 22, 2025
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Dragon flagon 

An old term for a cup with poison inside.
The baron was slipped the dragon flagon, while at the feast.
Dragon flagon by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

flagon of woobla 

A large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. Typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage.

Often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon.

NB: Flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. Nice.
"Hey Morton you dardy mutt, come aroun' to our place and bring a flagon of woobla. Der's a party happening tonight"

Douche Flagon 

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.
Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon
Douche Flagon by h@tch November 3, 2012

Flagstaff 

Flagstaff. The only thing higher than the elevation. Are the people.
Flagstaff population consists of hippies. A loooot of hippies.
Flagstaff by Lollipopppy September 3, 2012
NATO reporting name for a MIG-15 jet fighter aircraft developed by Mikoyan-Gurevich for the Soviet Union.
Alpha Bravo this is Whiskey 6-Beta Nine. Got a fagot in my sights. Permission to engage.
Fagot by kam75xx January 31, 2019