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flagot

Dood one: "man that flag is pretty gay"

Dood two: "Yea its realy all over that big hard pole"

Dood one: "hmm...tipical flagot... lets go get a Jamba Juice and see if we can guess the flavor of the day"

Dood two: "your kind of a Flagot sometimes"
by LWB January 9, 2011
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Flagot

A portmanteau of flag and bigot. Used to mock the new wave of “patriots” who insist “you can’t wave a flag nowadays” while waving one, wearing one as a cape, and hydrating exclusively from a Union Jack mug.

From Old English flageh (“piece of cloth waved aggressively in lieu of an argument”) + Middle Grumbletonian bigotus (“one who complains loudly while doing the very thing they claim they’re not allowed to do”).
“After his third rant about Britain going down the draindelivered while wrapped in polyester bunting—Nigel was formally diagnosed as a flagot.”
by Fantard August 22, 2025
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Dragon flagon

An old term for a cup with poison inside.
The baron was slipped the dragon flagon, while at the feast.
by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
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flagon of woobla

A large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. Typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage.

Often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon.

NB: Flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. Nice.
"Hey Morton you dardy mutt, come aroun' to our place and bring a flagon of woobla. Der's a party happening tonight"
by Scott84Perth June 29, 2016
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Douche Flagon

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.
Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon
by h@tch November 3, 2012
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Flagstaff

Flagstaff. The only thing higher than the elevation. Are the people.
Flagstaff population consists of hippies. A loooot of hippies.
by Lollipopppy September 3, 2012
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Fagot

NATO reporting name for a MIG-15 jet fighter aircraft developed by Mikoyan-Gurevich for the Soviet Union.
Alpha Bravo this is Whiskey 6-Beta Nine. Got a fagot in my sights. Permission to engage.
by kam75xx January 31, 2019
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