Fladhammer

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A huge gay

Look at him kissing men he must be a Fladhammer

Fladhammer by anonymous January 14, 2024

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faghammer

A slut of male homosexual. Known or rumoured to have had sex with many men within a short period of time.

"Yeah, that James is total faghammer. He's already had three guys this night"

faghammer by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006

Related Words

Fladhammer • faghammer • Faphammer • Flackhammer • Flohammer • fat hammer • Flash Hammered • foam hammer

Faphammer

Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

Faphammer by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

Faghammer

A random pairing of words you might scream out of frustration at a particularly bad driver in rush hour traffic.

LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, FAGHAMMER!@!!

Faghammer by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

Faghammer

An alternative name for both Warhammer 40k and Warhammer Fantasy. Used to degrade the retards who are obsessed with the GW Brand, and are obsessed with the lore of Faghammer 40k (won't ever stfu about it like the fags they are)

"Huh. Faghammer, huh? So... are these your toys?"
"Heuh. Hyep! This is my own Chapter I created. They bear light blue, light pink, and white coloring scheme to resemble troon rights!"
"Wow, such a Faghammer!"

Faghammer by anonymous April 21, 2023

Flohammer

A word used insted of fuck or shit in "What the.." situation for a nicer sounding subsitute.

"WHAT THE FLOHAMMER!!!" Said Resse as he was sniped in the head from across the map in call of duty 4:modern warfare.

Flohammer by DEADLYxIMMORTAL January 8, 2009

Flackhammer

A Flackhammer, or Cackhammer, is a blunt object used to remove mud and the like from the bottom of shoes.

After that festival my wellies were covered in mud, I had to use a Flackhammer to get it all off.

Flackhammer by RabbidJack September 3, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026