Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

Faphammer by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

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Faghammer

A random pairing of words you might scream out of frustration at a particularly bad driver in rush hour traffic.

LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, FAGHAMMER!@!!

Faghammer by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

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Faghammer

An alternative name for both Warhammer 40k and Warhammer Fantasy. Used to degrade the retards who are obsessed with the GW Brand, and are obsessed with the lore of Faghammer 40k (won't ever stfu about it like the fags they are)

"Huh. Faghammer, huh? So... are these your toys?"
"Heuh. Hyep! This is my own Chapter I created. They bear light blue, light pink, and white coloring scheme to resemble troon rights!"
"Wow, such a Faghammer!"

Faghammer by anonymous April 21, 2023

Flohammer

A word used insted of fuck or shit in "What the.." situation for a nicer sounding subsitute.

"WHAT THE FLOHAMMER!!!" Said Resse as he was sniped in the head from across the map in call of duty 4:modern warfare.

Flohammer by DEADLYxIMMORTAL January 8, 2009

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Flackhammer

A Flackhammer, or Cackhammer, is a blunt object used to remove mud and the like from the bottom of shoes.

After that festival my wellies were covered in mud, I had to use a Flackhammer to get it all off.

Flackhammer by RabbidJack September 3, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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