Fladhammer

A huge gay

Look at him kissing men he must be a Fladhammer

by anonymous January 14, 2024

faghammer

A slut of male homosexual. Known or rumoured to have had sex with many men within a short period of time.

"Yeah, that James is total faghammer. He's already had three guys this night"

by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006

Faphammer

Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

Faghammer

A random pairing of words you might scream out of frustration at a particularly bad driver in rush hour traffic.

LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, FAGHAMMER!@!!

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

Faghammer

An alternative name for both Warhammer 40k and Warhammer Fantasy. Used to degrade the retards who are obsessed with the GW Brand, and are obsessed with the lore of Faghammer 40k (won't ever stfu about it like the fags they are)

"Huh. Faghammer, huh? So... are these your toys?"
"Heuh. Hyep! This is my own Chapter I created. They bear light blue, light pink, and white coloring scheme to resemble troon rights!"
"Wow, such a Faghammer!"

by anonymous April 21, 2023

Flohammer

A word used insted of fuck or shit in "What the.." situation for a nicer sounding subsitute.

"WHAT THE FLOHAMMER!!!" Said Resse as he was sniped in the head from across the map in call of duty 4:modern warfare.

by DEADLYxIMMORTAL January 8, 2009

Flackhammer

A Flackhammer, or Cackhammer, is a blunt object used to remove mud and the like from the bottom of shoes.

After that festival my wellies were covered in mud, I had to use a Flackhammer to get it all off.

by RabbidJack September 3, 2009